Confusing Grammar: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Wishes Nigeria Happy Independence

The Grammar director, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, is a clan and this is a known fact. If you remember how he was always causing chaos with his grammar as a member of the lower house in the last dispensation, well, he recently sent an Independence message and no one seems to make anything out of it. Enjoy

"As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more of a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons.

We still remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy.”

I am already confused before I finished reading it. But I thinks he means that we need to go back to our roots and live as one nation if we want to succeed as a country.